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there was a queue by a shop which was closed and one man comes at the start of the queue and this big fat man pushes him and tells him 2 get 2 the back. when ever the man is trying 2 say something they push him back and say that they were there 1st but then the man gets angry and says how r u going 2 get into the shop because i am the shop keeper.ha ha ha...............

Buland hatho me zanjeeren daal dete hain
Ajeeb rasam chali hai dua na mangay koi

Ek dafa ek aadmi ek tota bech raha hota hai to ek orrat oos ke paas aa ke kheti hai ke bhai ye to kitne ka hai to aadmi kheta hai behan 500 ropay ka hai to orrat kheti hai ke is mein aesi kya khaas baat hai jo is ke keemat itni zyada hai ,,, aadmi bolta hai ke agar aap is ke daien taraf maren gi to yeh english bole ga, agar aap is ke baien taraf maren gi to punjabi bole ga ,,
woh orrat oos ko khareed kar ghar le jaati hai,,,
jab oos ke ghar le kar jaati hai to oos ke daien parr pe bohat ahista marit hai , to tota kehta hai ke ""hello hello hi"" , to agli baar woh oos ke baien taraf pe bohat zor se maarti hai to woh kheta hai ke panchodiye holi nai sa maar sak di,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ha ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ik shakhs jo mera yar hota tha
apny sy ziada us peh aitibar hota tha

phir yon howa k muj sy roth geya wo shaid
warna na muj sy uska takrar hota tha

donoo main thi rafaqatian aur ulfatain b thi
usko b shaid muj sy bohat payar hota tha

ik din yon howa k rabtaiy b na rahay
jiskay didar ka ham ko intizar hota tha

samaj saka na muj ko NAZ bus dukh hai yahi
warna to us peh jan-o-dil nisar hota tha