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after losing the home cricket series against pakistan the mother of rahul dravid asks him to fetch milk for her from the shop.dravid,anticipating the reaction of people,wears a burqa.on the way,he meets another burqa-clad figure.
figure:""are you dravid?""
dravid(astonished):""yes,why?""
figure:""don-t you know who iam? i am sachin tandulkar.

jiss din se juda wo hum se hoe
is dil ne dharakna chor diya
hai chaand ka moun bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

""One day a onion crossed the street to the Otherside of the road and there he met a banana then the Onion started to cry and banana asked why are you crying so the Onion said that I-M an Onion and I have a toothache in my tumy and tooth.