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Hathelion mein itna tazad kiu hy?
apni aur meri hatheli ko mila kr
ghum sum bethey achanak Sawal krta
iss liye!
ky shaid!!!
nadi ky do kinaron ky darmiyan
ansoon ka darya hy!!
aur phir!
hatheliyan achanak tar si ho jatein

ek admi bhut pyaasa tha kyu kai doup bhut thi wo rastey mai chaltey chaltey ek bari si building ko dekh raha tha kai achanak ek water ki laher ayi usnai furan us ko pi liya pi kar bola ""hey thanks for water"" to uper si ek ladki nai bola ham pani nahi balkai bachey ko pechad kara rahain hain

Tera Husan Aik Sarab Tha,Mera Ishq Aik Fareb.
Yeah To Zindagi Key Asool They,Kabi Mujh Sey Tu Jo Gula Mila.
Esi Aab-o-Gul Sey Baney hien sab, Mager Appna appna Mazaj hai.
Mujhey Zindagi Ki Kasak Mili, Tujhey Zindagi Ka Maza Mila

A Russian visiting Pakistan goes for an eye check..

The Eye Doctor shows the letters
''CZWXNQSTACZ'' to the Russian..

Doctor: Can you read this??
Russian: Read?? I even know the
guy.. :p :D

MERY HAaTOn OR MERY HONTO SE TO KHUSHBO JATI NAHI
K MENE ISaM E "MOHAMMAD (S.A.W)" KO LEKHA HAI BOHAT OR CHUMA HAI BOHAT