iJunoon Archives 2014

Azad Pakistan ke NALAYAK JAWANO Agar aaj Valentines Day ya Frndshp Day hota to INBOX Full hota.. Chalo jaldi se utho aur sabko wish karo.. ?HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY?

Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye

Wife:i think our daughter is in love with someone

Husband:How do U know?

Wife:bcz she is not asking 4 Pocket Money

3 gashti behno ki shadi hone lagi to apni man se kehne lagi,, man suhag rat ko jub hamare khawand jub andar dalen ge to wo kahen ge tum to pehle se hi khulam mkhula ho,man boli tum apni choot main thora sa barood dal k jana.teeno ne aisa hi kia sab se choti ne thora sa barood us se bari ne thora ziada or sab se bari ne kafi sara barood apni choot main rakh lia.suhag rat ko jub choti ko
us k khawand ne dala to halki si patakhe ki awaz ai.[patik]khawand ne poocha ye kia huwa?choti boli SEEL phatne ki awaz he.us se bari ko jub us k khawand ne dala to awaz kuch ziada[patak] ayi us k poochne par bhi bari larki ne wohi jawab di k seel phatne ki awaz he.sub se bari ko jub us k khawand ne apna L us ki pussi main dala to 1 zor dar dhamaka huwa ,or khawand uchal kar deewar k sath ja laga or chillaya .,,..ye kia hua???wo boli SEEL phatne ki awaz thi ,khawand bola wo to theek he laikin mere TATTAY kahan gaye/?shoaib iqbal]