iJunoon Archives 2014

We, humans are nothing without each other;

So always take good care of your relationship.

Spiderman, Superman and Batman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher's Day.

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.

Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

A single lovable smile is a proper key for many solutions and many confusions.

So express your cute smile at all times!

If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed.

Bunty: Like?

Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine.

The computer virus are always looking for an anti-Rajnikanth.

Don't expect much from others and get disappointed, but do not disappoint those who expect much from U. Gud Day!