iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

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A friend is someone who can see the truth & ain in you even when you are fooling everyone else!

Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?

Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!

Banta: What is the penalty for bigamy?

Santa: Two mothers-in-law.

31st March Or 1st April, it doesn't matter. A fool always remains a fool. Wishing U a very happy, prosperous and joyful 'All Fools' Day' to 'the King of Fools'!

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Preeto: Dancing is in my blood.

Banta: It means your blood circulation is poor, it has not reached your feet yet.