iJunoon Archives 2014

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk!

When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool!

If you steal someone's Husband, it is rude;

But if you steal her Maid or Servant,

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It is Unforgettable, Unforgivable and Unpardonable!

Today;
Will never come again;
Be a blessing;
Be a friend;
Encourage someone;
Take time to care;
Let your words heal, and not wound.
Good Morning!

Pappu: I am really fed up.

"What's the matter?", asked his room mate.

Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!"

Facebook wants to know "What's on my mind?"

Twitter wants to know "What's happening?"

Foursquare wants to know "Where I am?"

Orkut wants me to "Say something"!

Damn, the internet is turning into an online wife!

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Nothing is impossible if a man tries and a woman cries!