iJunoon Archives 2014

Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity;
When you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you!

How can you tell when your computer's starting to get old? It loses its memory.

A good morning text doesn't only mean "good morning".

It has a silent, loving message that says, "I think of you when I wake up".

Good Morning!

One can't upload love;

One can't download time;

And one can't Google all the answers in life.

So just by logging into reality, one can like the status of one's life!

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That's terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private, he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!

I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;

But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!