iJunoon Archives 2014

A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.

You're smart and you're strong;

You've been created as a perfect blend;

You're my father, you're a noble soul;

You're my counselor and a really great friend!

Happy Father's Day!

Banta: What are you going to do today?

Santa: Nothing.

Banta: You did that yesterday.

Santa: Yes, but I wasn't finished.

Smile in pleasure... Smile in pain... Smile when trouble pours like rain... Smile when someone hurts u... Smile coz someone still loves to see u Smilinig.

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The best cosmetics in life:

Truth for lips;

Pity for eyes;

Charity for hands;

Smile for face;

And Love for heart.

Use them every day to make life Beautiful.

Good day!

A caring mother;

A loving daughter;

A doting grandmother;

An affectionate sister;

An all weather friend;

But why always an angry wife?

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Angry... but caring, loving, doting, affectionate and friendly companion!

Happy Women's Day!

A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top!

The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel.

Santa: Take these 100 rupees.


Guard: Thank you, Sir!

Santa: "Thank you" baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?