iJunoon Archives
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Hina Raheel
Viagra Our Dada
eak dafa eak larka apnay dada ko viagra la kar deta hay our kehta hay kay is kay 1000 rupeay houn gay dusay din us ko apnay takeay ka nechay say 5000 rupeay miltay hein our who dada ko kehta hay kay app nay takeay kay nechay kitnay rupes rakhy thay to dada nay kaha mein ney to 1000 rakhy they tumhari dadi neiy 4000 our rakh deay apni taraf say.
·
2 Like ·
Oct 31, 2018 at 15:10
Category: miscellaneous
Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Ureeda Tehreem
Aik Aisi Ghalti Jo Insaan Me Ajizi Paida Karde
aik aisi ghalti jo insaan me ajizi paida karde us karnamay se behtar hai jo uss me ghuroor paida kardo
·
5 Like ·
Oct 31, 2018 at 11:10
Category: urdu-quotes
Poetry / Sad
Abdul Rasheed
Bas Itna Jaan Paya Hoon, Mohabbat Maar Deti Hai
·
3 Like ·
Oct 31, 2018 at 10:10
Category: sad
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Uzma Shaheen
Faqeer
ek faqeer bheek mang raha hota hay ek gher kay samnay say guzerta hay to waha per bucha betha hota hay woh kheta hay ke ek rupea de de bucha .bucha kheta hay baba maaf karo .woh kheta hay acha panee hee dede woh kheta hay dafa hojao may tumharay lyee under panee leney jao ? woh uglay din ata hay to bucha us ko peqedleta hay kay baba sherbet pyo gay .woh kheta hay han .woh us ko teen glass panee plata hay .faqeer kheta hay k tum nay mujhay us din panee bhee nahee playa ajj sherbet pla rahay ho kya baat hay? woh kheta hay ajj sherbet may chooa geer gya tha is lye tumhay playa..hay ...faqeer ghusay may pyala tod deta hay bucha rota hay k mera kuta kis may doodh pyee ga...........
·
7 Like ·
Oct 31, 2018 at 07:10
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shagufta Yasmeen
Sales Man
A man is walking on the road carrying two babies in his arms when an old lady stops him and says
-HEY, ARE THESE CUTE BABIES YOURS?-
the man replies.......
-NO, ACTUALLY I AM A SALES MAN IN A CONDOM FACTORY AND THESE ARE TWO COMPLAINTS I AM TALKING BACK-
-HEY, ARE THESE CUTE BABIES YOURS?-
the man replies.......
-NO, ACTUALLY I AM A SALES MAN IN A CONDOM FACTORY AND THESE ARE TWO COMPLAINTS I AM TALKING BACK-
·
2 Like ·
Oct 31, 2018 at 07:10
Category: miscellaneous
Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Luqman Mali
Izzat O Ehtaram
Izzat-o-Ehtaram Raast Baazi k Silay Mai Haasil Hota Hai.
·
3 Like ·
Oct 31, 2018 at 07:10
Category: urdu-quotes
Social Wall / Photos
Nimrah Butt
When I See An 8 Year Old Girl
·
0 Like ·
Oct 31, 2018 at 04:10
Category: photos
Poetry / General
Safia Saeed
Harf E Tasalli... Tou Ik Tukf Hai
·
4 Like ·
Oct 31, 2018 at 04:10
Category: general
Sponored Video