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An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in
England. Before
the interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in
English with three main words: green, pink and yellow..

The Italian was first: ""I wake up in the morning. I see the
yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will
be a pink day..""

The French was next: "" I wake up in the morning, I eat a
yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panter
on TV..

Last was the Indian, : ""I wake up in the morning, I hear
the phone
""green green"", I ""pink"" up the phone and I say ""Yellow"" hihiih ~BE~SAFE*Bye_Shye

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