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Once,ther was hotel.they introduced a new scheme that if anybody eats 100 chapatis then he will not be charged.
An Indian came there and started eating.when he reached upto 90 then the the hotel staff began to decieve him by reducing the number of chapatis.he said that it is not fair and he bvecame angry.he said that we will start again.he he he.............................................................................................................ho ho ho

Qissa-e-daar o rasan baazi-e-tiflaana-e-dil
Iltejaa-e-Arini surkhi-e-afsaana-e-dil

Ya Rab is saaghar-e-lab-reiz ki mai kya hogi
Jaada-e-mulk-e-baqa hai khat-e-paimaana-e-dil

Abr-e-rehmat tha k thi ishq ki bijli ya Rab
Jal gaee mizra-e-hasti to uga daana-e-dil

Husn ka gunj-e-garaan maaya tujhe mil jaata
Tu ne Farhaad! na khoda kabhi veeraana-e-dil

Arsh ka hai kabhi Ka'be ka hai dhoka is par
Kis ki manzil hai Ilaahi mera kaashaana-e-dil

Is ko apna hai junoo(n) aur mujhe sauda apna
Dil kisi aur ka diwaana main diwaana-e-dil

Tu samajhta nahi aai zaahid-e-nadaa(n) is ko
Rashk-e-sad-sajda hai ik laghzish-e-mastaana-e-dil

Khaak k dheir ko akseer bana deti hai
Wo asar rakhti hai khaakistar-e-parwaana-e-dil

Ishq k daam mein phans kar ye reha hota hai
Barq girti hai to ye nakhl hara hota hai

mohabbat ka junooN baaqii nahin hai
musalamaanon mein Khuun baaqii nahin hai


safen kaj, dil pareshan, sajdaa bezuuk
ke jazabaa-e-andruun baaqii nahin hai


ragon mein lahuu baaqii nahin hai
wo dil, wo aawaaz baaqii nahin hai


namaaz-o-rozaa-o-qurbaanii-o-haj
ye sab baaqii hai tuu baaqii nahin hai

Saleem nay akmal say poochaa, Yar tumhari sektary nazar nahin aa rahi. Akmal nay jawab dia, Yar main nay usay nikal dia hay. Saleem nay hairan hoo kar poocha, Yar woh tu buhat zaheen larki thee usay kyun nikal dia. Akmal nay kaha, Kia khak zaheen thee, main usay kamray main bulaa kar jab bhee baithnay kay liay kehta thaa woh chair dhondhnay lagtee thee.

Khird ke paas Khabar ke siwaa kuchh aur nahin
teraa ilaaj nazar ke siwaa kuchh aur nahin

har muqaam se aage muqaam hai teraa
hayaat zauq-e-safar ke siwaa kuchh aur nahin

rangon mein gardish-e-KhuuN hai agar to kyaa haasil
hayaat soz-e-jigar ke siwaa kuchh aur nahin

uruus-e-laalaa munaasib nahin hai mujhase hijaab
k main nasiim-e-sahar ke siwaa kuchh aur nahin

jise qasaad samajhtay hain taajran-e-firang
wo shay mataa-e-hunar ke siwaa kcuhh aur nahin

giraaN_bahaa hai to hifz-e-Khudii se hai warnaa
gauhar mein aab-e-gauhar ke siwaa kuchh aur nahin