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My night r becoming sleepless, my dream r becoming hopeless, i asked God is it love ? God said no.
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Exams r near!

arz-e-niyaaz-e-ishq ke qaabil naheeN raha
jis dil pe naaz tha mujhe wo dil naheeN raha

jaata hooN daaGH-e-hasarat-e-hastee liye hue
hooN shammaa_kushta darKHur-e-mehfil naheeN raha

marne ki ae dil aur hee tadabeer kar k maiN
shaayaan-e-dast-o-baazu-e-qaatil naheeN rahaa

bararoo-e-shash jihat dur-e-aaina_baaz hai
yaaN imtiaz-e-naakis-o-qaamil nahe rahaa

ek dafa ek bhai apni behan ke saath jaa raha tha ke saamne se uska dost aa gaya us ne kaha ke ""kya baat hai mashook ko ghumaane le ja rahe ho?""
to us ne kaha "" mashook higi teri meri to behan hai""

na tha kuchch to KHuda tha, kuchch na hota to KHuda hota
duboya mujhko hone ne, na hota maiN to kya hota ?

huaa jab GHam se yooN behis to GHam kya sar ke kaTne ka
na hota gar juda tan se to zaanooN par dhaRa hota

huee muddat ke ghalib mar gaya par yaad aata hai
wo har ek baat pe kehana, ke yooN hota to kya hota ?

Boy:"Aaj accident hua,uff
Marte- Marte bacha hu..
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Dad:"Tumhari hi galti hogi..
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Maa:"Beta thik to ho na.. ??
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Sis:"Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi.. ??
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Bro:"Yaar dhayan se chalayakar..
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Lover:"Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal
nahi..
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Friend:"
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Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-
Milte reh gaye...:p :O :D

Moral:"Dost hote hi kamine hai..

eik larka or ladki date per jatey hain
donoo bohat romantic mode min hotin hain
ladki laadkey se kehtee hi drling shdee key baad bhi mujhey itna piyar karoo gey ladka answer deta hey ager tumaharey husband ko itraaz (mind)na ho to haaaaa haaaaaa......