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ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khusian kia hoti hain?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gai thee.

Tujh se ab aur mohabbat nahin ki ja sakti,
Khud ko itni bhi aziyat nahin di ja sakti,
Jaantey hain ke yaqeen toot raha hai dil par,
Phir bhi ab tarq yeh wehshat ki nahin ja sakti,
Habss ka sheher hai aur is mein kisi bhi surat,
Saans lene ki sahulat nahin di ja sakti,
Roshni ke liye darwaaza khula rakhna hai,
Shab se ab koi ijaazat nahin li ja sakti,
Ishq ne hijar ka azaar to de rakha hai,
Is se barrh kar to reyaayet nahin di ja sakti..

Raaston Mein Rahay Na Ghar Mein Rahay
Umer Bhar Haalat-e-Safar Mein Rahay
Lafz Saaray Charaagh Ban Jayein
Vasf Aisa Mere Hunar Mein Rahay
Zeher Saara Shajar Mein Aa Jaye
Ay Khuda Zindagi Samar Mein Rahay
Is Lye Gardishon Ko Paala Hai
Koi Tou Halqa-e-Asar Mein Rahay
Ek Zamaana Gharon Mein Tha Aabaad
Be-Ghar Ham Teri Nazron Mein Rahay.

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

Teesri baat jhoot hoti hai, ishq hota hai ya nahee hota

Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.
Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,
Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya