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Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

Kaisay Aaye Ga Tere Khad-o-Khaal Ka Mausam ?
Qismaton Mein Jab Likha Hai Zawaal Ka Mausam
Kis Ne Khail Khaila Hai Kis Ne Hijr Jhaila Hai
Ab Guzar Gaya Jaanan Is Sawaal Ka Mausam
Kis Tarah Se Mumkin Tha Ik Shaakh Per Khiltay
Mein Ke Hijr Ka Lamha, TU Visaal Ka Mausam
Dil Ke Ab Tou Sehra Hai Aur Aisay Sehra Mein
Jaanay Kab Talak Thehre Ab Malaal Ka Mausam
Aaj Tak Bhi Thehra Hai Dil Ki Rehguzaaron Per
Tere Lams Ka, Tere Khad-o-Khaal Ka Mausam
Hum Kubhi Tou Dekhain Ge Wehshaton Ke Sehra Mein
Ay Khuda Mohabbat Ke Aitedaal Ka Mausam.

#peotry

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D

Hamaray Bas Mein Agar Apne Faislay Hotay
Tou Hum Kubhi Ke Gharon Ko Palat Gaye Hotay
Qareeb Reh Ke Sulaghnay Se Kitna Behtar Tha
Kisi Muqaam Per Hum Tum Bicharr Gaye Hotay
Kubhi Toryat Ko Ham Muthion Mein Bhar Letay
Kubhi Hawaaon Se Apne Mukaalmay Hotay
Hamaray Naam Pe Koi Charaagh Tou Jalta
Kisi Zabaan Pe Hamaray Bhi Tazkaray Hotay
Ham Apna Koi Alag Raasta Bana Letay
Hamaray Dil Ne Agar Hoslay Kye Hotay.

Biwi: Me ghar chhore kar ja rahi hoon.
Shohar Gusse Me: Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai

Kahbi yeh chup main kabhi meri baat baat main tha,
Tumhara akss meri saari kayenaat mein tha,
Hum ehl-e-ishq bohat bd’gumaan hote hain,

Teacher:
Ye kon sa tense hai?

Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi

Student:
Future Impossible tense.