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A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.

Koi Deewana Kehta Hai Koi Pagal Samajhta Hai,
Magar Dharti Ki Bechani Ko Bus Badal Samajhta Hai,
Mein Tujhse Door Kaisa Hoon, Tu Mujhse Door Kaisi Hai,
Ye Tera Dil Samajhta Hai Ya Mera Dil Samajhta Hai,
K Mohhabat Ek Ehsason Ki Pavan Si Kahani Hai,
Kabhi Kabira Deewana Tha Kabhi Meera Deewani Hai,
Yahan Sab Log Kehte Hain Meri Aakhon Mein Aansu Hai,
Jo Tu Samjhe To Moti Hai Jo Na Samjhe To Pani Hai,
Samander Peer Ka Aander Hai Lekin Ro Nahi Sakta,
Ye Aansu Pyar Ka Moti Hai Isko Kho Nahi Sakta,
Meri Chahata Ko Dulhan Tu Bana Lena Magar Sun Le,
Jo Mera Ho Nahi Paya Wo Tera Ho Nahi Sakta,
Bharar Koi Kumudani Par Machal Baitha To Hungama,
Hamare Dil Mein Koi Khawab Pal Baitha To Hungama,
Aabhi Tak Doob Kar Sunte The Sab Kissa Mohhabat Ka,
Mein Kisse Ko Hakikat Mein Badal Baitha To Hungama....!!
Main uska hun wo is ehsaas se inkaar karta hai
Bhari mehfil mein bhi ruswaa har baar karta hai
yaki hai saari duniya ko khafa hai humse woh lekin
Mujhe maaloom hai phir bhi mujhi se pyaar karta hai
Main jab bhi tez chalta hoon nazaare choot jate hain
Koi jab roop gadhta hoon to
saanche toot jate hain
Main rota hoon to aakar log kandha thap thapate hain
Main hasta hoon to mujhse log aksar rooth jate hain
Mat poooch ki kya haal hai mera tere aage
Tu dekh ke kya rang hain tera mere aage
Samandar peer ka andar hain lekin ro nahi sakta
Yeh aasu pyaar ka moti hain isko kho nahi sakta
Meri chahat ko dulhan tu bana lena magar sun le
Jo mera ho nahi paaya woh tera ho nahi sakta.

Dil ke sunsan jaziron ki khabar layega..
dard pahlu se juda ho ke kaha jayega..
kaun hota hai kisi ka shabe-tanhai me..
game-furqat hi ghame-ishq ko bahalaye ga..
Chand ke pahlu me dam sadh ke roti hai kiran..
Aaj taron ka fusu khak nazar aayega..
Rakh me aag dabi hai ghame-maharumi ki..
rakh ho kar bhi ye shola hame sulgayega..
waqt khamosh hai ruthe hue yaro ki tarah..
kaun lau dete hue zakhmo ko sahlayega..
Dhup ko dekh ke us jism pe padti hai jhamak..
chhaon dekhenge to uss zulf ka dhyan aayega..
zindagi chal kii zara maut ka damkham dekhe..
warna ye jazba lahad tak hame le jayega..!!!

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.

Customer: agar mein aaj cheque jama karata hoon to kitnay din mein clar ho jayega?
Banker: sir 3 din lag jayenge
Customer: Dono bank amne samne to hain phir q teen din lag jayenge?
Banker: sir jee tareeqa kaar poora karna hota hai, farz karen agar aap qabrustan k samne mar jayen to aap k ghar le jaya jayen ya phir wahin dafna diya jaye?
Customer: lakh lanat tumhari misaal par...