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pahale pahal to khwabon ka dam bharne lagti hai
phir aankhen palkon mein chup kar rone lagti hai
jane tab kyon suraj ke khvahish karte hain log
jab barish mein sab divaren girane lagti hai
tasviron ka rog bhi aakhir kaisa hota hai
tanhai mein baat karo to bolane lagti hai
sahil se takarane vali vahashi maujen bhi
zinda rahane ke khvahish mein marane lagti hai
tum kya jano lafzon ke aazar ke shiddat ko
yaden tak sochon ke aag mein jalne lagti hai.

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

Ye Dil Barbaad Karke Su Mein Kyun Abaad Rehte Ho
Koi Kal Keh Raha Tha Tum AllahabadRehte Ho
Ye Kaisi Shohratein Mujhko Ata Kar Di Mere Maula
Main Sabh Kuch Bhool Jaata Hoon Magar Tum Yaad Rehte Ho
Panahon Mein Jo Aaya Ho To Us Par Vaar Kya Karna
Jo Dil Hara Hua Ho Us Pe Fir Adhikaar Kya Karna
Mohabbat Ka Maza To Doobne Ki Kashmakash Mein Hai
Jo Ho Maloom Gehrayi To Dariya Paar Kya Karna
Hamare Sher Sun Kar Bhi Jo Khamosh Itna Hai
Khuda Jaane Guroor-e-Husn Mein Madhosh Kitna Hai
Kisi Pyale Se Poocha Hai Suraahi Main Sabab Mein Ka
Jo Khud Behosh Ho Wo Kya Bataye Ke Hosh Kitna Hai
Wo Jiska Teer Chupke Se Jigar Ke Paar Hota Hai
Wo Koi Gair Kya Apna Hi Rishtedaar Hota Hai
Kise Se Apne Dil Ki Baat Tu Kehna Na Bhoole Se
Yahan Khat Bhi Thodi Der Se Akhbaar Hota Hai
Jab Aata Hai Jeevan Mein Halaaton Ka Hungama
Jazbaton, Mulakaton, Haseen Baaton Ka Hungama
Jawani Ke Qayamat Daur Mein Ye Soch Te Hain Sabh
Ye Hungame Ki Raatein Hain Ya Raaton Ka Hungama
Na Paane Ki Khushi Hai Kuch
Na Khone Ka Hi Kuch Gam Hai
Ye Daulat Aur Shohrat Sirf
Kuch Zakhmo Ka Marham Hai
Ajab Si Kashmakash Hai
Roz Jeene,Roz Marne Me
Mukkammal Zindagi To Hai
Magar Poori Se Kuch Kam Hai
Koi Khamosh Hai Itna, Bahane Bhool Aaya Hoon
Kisi Ki Ik Taranum Mein Taraane Bhool Aaya Hoon
Meri Ab Raah Mat Takna Kabhi e Aasmaan Walo
Main Ik Chidiya Ki Aankhon Mein Udaane Bhool Aaya Hoon.

Sawal: Pakistan ke Captain par match me sab se zyada kis cheez ka pressure hota hai?
Jawab: agar jeet gaye to English bolna padegi.

kaka shararati ko phansi ki saza hui...
Judge: koi aakheri khwahish?
Kaka shararati: meri jaga tum latak jao