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Mukhtalif biwian apnay shohron se lartay huay

Pilot ki biwi: zyada mat uro samjhay.
Teacher ki biwi: mujhe mat sikhao ye school nahee.
Dentist ki biwi: dant tor kar hath me do doongi.
Doctor ki biwi: tabyat durust kardoongi.
MBA ki biwi: Mind your own business.
CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA shakhs ki biwi: pehlay paas to karlo budhay/

aik mulazim maalik say kahta hai.
janab bahir aik admi saman bechnay wala aya hai.
maalik kon hai woh.
koi monchon wala hai.
maalik nahi jao us ko bolo hamyn monchan nahi chahiye.

paani lanay ki baat kartay ho dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho jo dil mian hia us ko nikalnay ki baat kartay hooooooooo..........ahahhahah
HAHAHHHAHAHHA
wht a joke nice na

Har Shakhs Ki Qismat Mien Nahi Piyaar Ka Mousam.....
Har Shakhs Ko Duniya Mien Muhabbat Nahi Milti,,,,,,,

Har Shakhs Muqaddar Ka Sikandar Nahi Hota......
Har Shakhs K Lafzoo''n Ko Aqeedat Nahi Milti,,,,,,,

Wo Khawab Kabhi Khawab Ka Darja Nahi Paata.....
Jiss Khawab Ko Taabeer Ki Naimat Nahi Milti,,,,,,

Tu Meray Muqaddar Ka Tamashaa Na Bana....
Har Shakhs Ko Maangnay Sey To Qurbat Nahi Milti,,,,,

Uss Shakhs Ki Ulfat Mien Giraftaar Hai Ye Dil.....
Jiss Shakhs Ko Meray Liye Fursat Nahi Milti,,,,,,

2 lalbaig bathroom mein bethey pakhana kha rahe hote hain to aik lalbaig doosray lalbaig say kehta, yaar mujhe pakhana aaraha hai to doosra lalbaig kehta hai oae khatey waqt gandi baat mat kia ker..ha ha ha ho ho ho ...kissi ke pas is say achcha ho to sunaye