Tag: Funny

Girl: Janu ye personal or secret me kya difference ha?
Boy: Tum meri Girl frend ho ye personal hy and teri cuzn b meri girl frend hai ye secret hy.
Girl: kiyaaaaaa??? :o
boy: abey misaal de raha hon muu band kar.

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen.!.
Vitamin se "Power"
Power se "Work" hota hy.!.
Work se "PAISA"
PAISE se "Marriage" hoti hy.!.
aur
Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti hy.!.
Wife se "Tension" hi milti hy.!.
Aur Tension se Depression.!.
Depression se "DEATH"
Le Beta.!.
Aur khaa Saib.!.

Husband (calls the Hotel Manager from his hotel room)
"Please come fast ! Meri BV mujh se jhagra kr rhi he, aur kehti he k khirki se challang laga de gi .
MANAGER: "Sir, I am sorry, but ye ap ka personal matter hy."
Husband: "Abeyyy tu aa to sahi !
.
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Yeh khirki nahi khul rhi hy.!.

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho to Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man Uska Daddy, Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Admi Uska Bhai, Dunya Ka Sab Se Sunder Boy Uska Beta, Dunya Ka Sab Se Nasibwala Admi Uski Bahen Ka shohar Or Dunya Ka Sab Se Kharab Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Bekar Admi, Ab Ye Bhi LIKHNA Paray Ga Kya?;)

1Aadmi ne Kisaan se Pucha
Ye ks chez ka khaaait hy?
Kisaan:
Ye kapaas ka khaaait hy js sy kapry bnaye jaaty hy.
Aadmi:
Ismy Shalwaar ka Poda konsa hy.....:D;):D

Husband piyar se:
"Darling! Tum Mujhey 1 jaga se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho"!
Wife Sharmatey hue khushi mein: "Bataein Na Jaldi Kahan se"?
Husbnd:
"Doooooor se"

Mohbat Na RAHI
TO wafa kon krega,
CHAHAT Na RAHI
TO pyar kon karega.
KHUDA salamat rakhe Mujh ko.
(Bolo Aameen)
Wrna,
.
.
tum Knjosoon ko itne msg kon krega.

GHAZAL=/
Ek Ajeeb c Halat Hy Tere Janey K Baad,
Bhook Hi Nhe Lgti Khana Khanay K Baad,
Meray Paas 8 samosay Thay Jo MenaY Kha Liye
Aik Tere Aaney Se Pehle
7 Tere Janey k baad,
Neend hee nhe Aati Mujhy sonay k baad,
Nazr kuch nhe aata Aankhaen bnd krny k baad,
Docter sy jo poocha iska elaaj,
Dey kr 4 Tablets, Bole..
Khaa Lyna 2 jagny se phle 2 soujanay k baad.
Kesa laga ye msg parhny k bd.
Ab forward kar lena balance dalwany k bad:-)

1 Class me ek new bachi ai tu sb bachon ne usay khala khala khena shuru krdiya Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne isko khala kaha wo khare ho jaen
Sb bache khare ho gay siwaye ek chote bache k
Madam: kia tm ne isko khala nhe kaha?
Bacha: nhe
Madam: Q?
Bacha q k me in sb bachon ka khalu hon.