Tag: Funny

Muskurana to hr larki ki ada hai jo mohabt smjhy wo sub sy bara gadha ha.

"Shohar Ek Aisi Mazloom Makhlooq Hai...
Jis k Samne choohay aur Chipkali Se Darne Wali BV
Sher Ban K Ghoomti Hai! :

WIFE: Meri shadi to Study ki waja se late hue apki shadi kyun late hue.?
Husband: Main "SADQA" bohat kasrat se diya kerta tha..!
WIFE: Shadi se "SADQAY" Ka kiya taluk..??
Husband: Sadqa balaon ko talta hai
bas ek Mah Sadqa dena bhool gaya
phir usi maheny Shadi hogai...hahahahahahahahahaha.,.

Custmr: Teri dukan to mithai ki hai tera dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?
dukan dar: Bht krta hai mgr Abba Rus Gulle Ginn k Jata hai is lie choos kr rakh deta houn..

Mom,,:
is mobile ki jan chor dy
is se tujy Roti nhi milny wali
Son:
Koi bat ni,
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_/ /_ Roti bnany wali to mily gi na..

Khubsurti apse shuru ap pe khatam
wah wah wah
khubsurti apse shuru ap pe khatam
wah wah wah:-)
Ye MAzak apse shuru ap pr he khatam
HA HA HA HA:

1 Jutt kisi ki shadi me gya,
shadi walay ghar k 2 darwazay thay,
1 pe rishtedar dosray pe dost likha tha,
Jutt dosto walay darwaze se dakhil hua,
aagay phir 2 darwazay thay 1 pe ladies dosray pe gents likha tha,
Jutt gents walay darwazay se enter hua,
wahan 2 or darwazay thay,
1 pe gift dene walay dosray pe baghair gift walay likha tha,
Jutt baghair gift walay darwazay me dakhil ho gya.
Samne dekha to Jutt bahir gali me kharra tha.!.

Doston se kuch dair bichar kar ye haqeeqat khuli "FARAZ" Be-shak cartoon hain magr ronaq unhi se hy. (.")/"\(".)
<)FRIENDS(>_/ \_4_/ \_ I MISS U.

Happy Subhu ; ; ; ; ; ;
c("""") c("""")
Special coffee
1 Mery Liye Or
2sri B Mery Liye
Åap utho or
Äpni Banå K Piyo.
*Good Morning*
Have A Good sundy