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Samra Ali

Student From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Aug 22, 2014
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Samra Ali

Aik Dafa Do Bhangi

aik dafa do bhangiyon kay paas bhung khatam ho gaye unhoon nay socha kay bank main chri kartay hain aik nay kaha bank jungle main lay chalo so woh jutiyan uutaar kar dhaka laganay lagay aik chor unki jutiyan lay kar bhaag gaya
kuch dair baad aik nay doosray ko pucha hum kitni door a gaye hain dooosra bola
lagta hai kafi door jutiyan nazar nahin a rahin
hahhahahhahahhahahha

· 9 Like · May 24, 2016 at 05:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Samra Ali

Tamater Kaho

Ek Faqir Bus Stop Per Aik Aadmi Se Bheek Mangta Hai To Woh Aadmi Kehta Hai Ke Tamater kaho.. Dhori Dair baad Faqir Phir Bolta Hai To Woh Aadmi Phir Yehi Kehta Hai Ke Tamatar Kaho Us Per Faqeer Naraz Hojata hai aur Kehta hai K Main Tum Se Bheek Mang Raha Hoon Aur Tum Mujhay Tamater Kehlarahay ho...
Is Per Un K Baraber Wala Aadmi Faqir ko
Bolta Hia K Bhi Yeh Aadmi Tootla Hai Aur Kehtaha Hai K Kamaker Kaho

· 7 Like · Apr 16, 2016 at 17:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Samra Ali

Love

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

· 3 Like · Apr 05, 2016 at 20:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Samra Ali

Very Good

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Naqsh-o-Nigaar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha,
Aur Bola.........
(guess kya bola hoga???)
MAA KASAM !! BUHAT KHARCHA HO GAYA !!!!!!!

· 5 Like · Mar 11, 2016 at 16:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Sms / Friendship

Samra Ali

Friendship

sitting up and sitting down friendship is a common noun all the words are present tense.make a friend with common sense

· 14 Like · May 11, 2015 at 07:05
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Missing You

Samra Ali

Funny Sms

1)Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
2)When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am
just giving u time to MISS ME!!
3)Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
4)5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram
woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch
5)Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a
second without u, if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
6)Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but,
sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me

· 6 Like · May 04, 2015 at 19:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Funny

Samra Ali

Talim Yafta

Sardar zebra crossing ke black white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
Chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
?YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI
hahahhahahha
************************************************************
Sardar apne ek friend se: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar! sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte

hahahahhahahah....how was this????if u liked it,mail me on whirlpool_of_desires16@hotmail.com

· 7 Like · Apr 17, 2015 at 16:04
Category: funny
 
Poetry / 0

Samra Ali

Dhoondtay Thay Tum Say Milnay Kay Bahanay Kitnay

Dhoondtay thay tum say milnay kay bahanay kitnay

Samnay reh kar bhi rahay beganay kitnay

Hum nay tu pyar ka ik pegham hi dia tha Lekin

Logon ne bana liye afsanay kitnay

DiL faqat ik mazaar pe sajda raiz raha

Sir utha kar dekha to beet gaye zamanay kitnay

Jab bhi mila zindagi main faraib hi mila

Hum khud ko samajhtay rahay sayaanay kitnay

Jab sulagtay raston per qadam rakha tu jana "MOHSIN"

Na janay yahan aur bhi hain dewanay kitnay.

· 5 Like · Apr 17, 2015 at 02:04
Category: 0
 
Poetry / 0

Samra Ali

Ham Na Tarsain Kabhi Phir Khushi Ke Liye

Ham na tarsain kabhi phir khushi ke liye
pyaar mil jaye agar zindagi ke liye

pyaar jhoota na ho pyaar kam hi sahi
saath de to koi do qadam hi sahi
zindagi ke andhairon main jal jaye to
ik diya hai bohot zindagi ke liye

muskurate hue dukh utha lain ge ham
apni palkon main ansoo chhupa lain ge ham
aap chahain hamain pyaar dain ya na dain
ham to jeete hain bas aap hi ke liye

pyaar jis main na ho dil wo veeran hai
pyaar hi zindagi ka negehbaan hai
chahaton ki hifaazat main rehta hai jo
gham hai kiya cheez us aadmi ke liye

ham na tarsain kabhi phir khushi ke liye
pyaar mil jaye agar zindagi ke liye....

· 3 Like · Apr 16, 2015 at 13:04
Category: 0
 
Sms / Funny

Samra Ali

Its All About U

U actually dont know about hidden qualities of U. today i want to tell U some special things about U. hmmm... first of all, intelligent, then graceful, smart, truthful, brave, hardworking, patriot.... and much much more.... ohhh.... one thing more.... its about U but not about YOU. and U is for Umair.... hahahahaha.

· 3 Like · Apr 03, 2015 at 23:04
Category: funny
 

Samra Ali

Gender : Female
Country : Pakistan

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Member Since : Aug 22, 2014
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