Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Neelum Chaudhry

Tum Late Kion Aye Ho?

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie

Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye

Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas :D

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Abdulla Amin

Tell The Name Of This Bird By Only Seeing It Legs

In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this bird by only seeing it LEGS
Students: I can''t say
Examiner: You are FAIL, What is your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name

#jokes

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Faisal Razzaq

Which One Is More Important For Us, Sun Or Moon

Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Sun or Moon?
Student: Ofcourse Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it

#jokes

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Abdul Qadeer

Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta.

Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta

Sir Ki Wife: Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar Phone Q Karte Ho??

Bacha:
Sun K Acha Lagta Hai.

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Andaleeb Siddiqui

Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
...
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student;
Bazar mai thee

Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha ,Ganda tha bazar nahi ja sakta tha

Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir

Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi….

STDNT ALLWAYZ ROCKZ ;

Like n cmnt if u liked it :

· 3 Like · Jan 10, 2017 at 17:01
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Alisha Khan

How To Kill An Ant?

Q: How to
Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15
marks....

... Student:
... Mix Chilli Powder with
Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant''s Hole.

After eating, Ant will search
for some water near a
water tank.

Push ant in to it. Now ant
will go to dry itself near
fire.

When it reaches fire, put a
bomb into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant
in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from
it''s mouth n kill the ant.

MORAL:
Don''t play with students
thay can do any thing for
15 marks.

hahaha Like If agree............................

· 2 Like · Jan 10, 2017 at 09:01
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Aras Rahes

Paani Me Rehne Wale 5 Janwaroon K Naam Btao.

Teacher: Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam btao.??
Boy: Mendak..

Teacher: 4 aur btao

... Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,

Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..

· 1 Like · Jan 10, 2017 at 01:01
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Maleeha Bukhari

Intelligent Student Asked His Teacher.

Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher: If White is a Color & Black is Also a Color?? So Y Black & White TV is Not a Color TV??
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Teacher Shocks:
Student Rockx :

Thumbs Up, If You Liked it :

· 1 Like · Jan 09, 2017 at 07:01
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Sharmindagi

Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

· 1 Like · Dec 27, 2016 at 02:12
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Seddiq Al Khan

Teacher:ye Kon Sa Tense Hai?

Teacher:
Ye kon sa tense hai?

Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi

Student:
Future Impossible tense.

· 2 Like · Dec 25, 2016 at 16:12
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