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Sana Ali

Laughing

there was a husband he tod his wife that,did u know a girl was watching me in party and similing so his wife told him that this is not new 4 me because when i saw u first time i was also laughing on u hahahahah

· 9 Like · Oct 24, 2015 at 17:10
Category: funny
 
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Wafa Chaudhry

Funnny

malik(noker) sa, mai na tuma kha tha ka yah chawel(rice) chuza ko khila dena tum na bili(cat) ko kio khila raha hoo?
noker, janab chuza bili ka peat(stomach) mai hai hahahahah

· 4 Like · Sep 04, 2015 at 09:09
Category: funny
 
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Aleezay Abbasi

Secret

wife (husband sa) merd bhout ba perva hota hai koi raz ki baat bataoo tou ek kaan (ear)sa dhosra kaan sa nikhal deta hai,
(husband)haan!ya tou sahi hai, lakin oorta raz ka baat dhono kaano sa sun ker mou(mouth) sa nikhal deti haihahahahhahah!!!****

· 4 Like · Aug 09, 2015 at 13:08
Category: funny
 
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Aleezay Abbasi

Shaeri

jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi
jise pyaar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud khushi karloo jaalim
jab bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi
------------------hahahahhah-------------------------

· 3 Like · Jun 26, 2015 at 03:06
Category: funny
 
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Kamran Ullah Khan

Hahahahaha

aik din aik zaeef miyan biwi khana kha rahey hotey hein jab miyan khana kha chuka hota hey to phir biwi khati hey wahan aik admi khara hota hey wo kehta hey aap donoon sath khana kiyon nahi kha rahey to wo kehtey hein kay hamaray paas dant ka sirf aik hi set hey .......... hahhahahah

· 1 Like · May 28, 2015 at 04:05
Category: funny
 
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Madiha Sultan

New Joke

10 tenu daina wan tu 20 keri ja riya aain,
10 tenu daina wan tu 20 keri ja riya aain,
ullu dey pathay tu ki parhi ja riya aain????
hahahahahahahahahaha

· 1 Like · May 18, 2015 at 05:05
Category: funny
 
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Wajeeha Ali

Hum Tum

tum pagal tih,,,,,
tum pagal hoo.........
aur tum pagal rahogii......
tumahare pagal.........
hahahahaha

· 3 Like · May 17, 2015 at 20:05
Category: funny
 
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Meena Kumari

Aussies And Kiwis

Once there were three Aussies and three Kiwis who had to travel by train. Aussies bought three tickets while Kiwis only bought one ticket. Aussies asked the reason and Kiwis said that you shall see. When the ticket checker came, all the Kiwis closed themselves in the bathroom. When the ticket checker came and knocked on the door, one of them gave him the ticket. The Aussies got impressed and said that they are also going to use this technique next time.
However, next time by chance Aussiies and Kiwis met on the railway station. This time Aussies bought one ticket while Kiwis didn--t buy any ticket. Aussies were amazed to see it but the Kiwis said that you shall see. This time when the ticket checker came, both of the groups hid themselves in the bathroom. However one of the Kiwis came out and knocked at the door of Aussies --s bathroom and said Ticket please
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

· 1 Like · May 17, 2015 at 00:05
Category: funny
 
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Anam Lateef

Bachon Kay Baloon

bombay main ek vine company ek offer dayti hai keh her ek vine ki bottle kay sath ek CONDOM free milay ga.ek din ek old man vine buy kerta hai shopkeeper oos ko CONDOM nahin dayta wo old man shopkeeper say kehta hai:
bhai wo jo tum bachon kay khailnay kay kiay goobaray (baloon) daytay hi wo bhi to do.................... hahahahaha

· 1 Like · May 16, 2015 at 09:05
Category: funny
 
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Kinza Hussain

Mithai Ka Diba

ek admi train main safar ker raha tha k ussy zoor sy poti aai uss ny mithai ky diby main poti ker k seat per rakh diya or chala gaya. thori deer k baad 3 dost uss daby main aai jaab unhoon ny dykha k mithai ka diba para hi tou 1 dost ny ussy khola or chakh k kaha hoon khati dosry ny chakh k kaha hoon methi phir teesary ny jaab chakha tou kaha ulu k pathy taatti. hahahahhaaaaaaa.

· 3 Like · May 15, 2015 at 03:05
Category: funny
 
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