Sms / Golden Words

Kashif Yaqoob

Duniya Main "ghussa" Wo Munfarid "haram" Cheez Hai Jise Peena "halal" Hai

1- Duniya Main "GHUSSA" Wo Munfarid "HARAM" Cheez Hai Jise Peena "HALAL" Hai. 2- Lafzon K Daant Nahi Hote, Lekin Ye Kaat Lete Hen Aur Agar Ye Kaat Len Tu Phir In K Zakham Zindagi Bhar Nahi Bharte. 3- Baat Tameez Se Aur aitraaz Daleel Se Karo Q K Zuban Tu Hewano K Munh Mein Bhi Hoti Hai. Magar Wo Ilm Aur Saleeqe Se Mahroom Hote Hen. 4- Fitrat, Soch Aur Halaat Mein Tasadum Hai "Warna" Insaan Kesa Bhi Ho Dil Ka Bura Nahi Hota...

· 6 Like · Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: golden-words Tags: Insaan Cute Aadmi Golden Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Aadmi Dost Se: Yaar Aisi Bewi Ko Kya Kahen Gay

Aadmi dost se: Yaar aisi bewi ko kya kahen gay jo Khubsoorat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?
Dost: Afwah

· 1 Like · Jul 24, 2013 at 11:07
Category: wife Tags: Biwi Wife Dost Jokes Funny Sms Aadmi
 
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Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Jo Aadmi Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai

Jo AADMI Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us Ko Urdu zaban mei
"HANS-MUKH"
Kehte Hain
Or
Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho jaye
Us Ko English mei
"HUS-BAND"
Kehte Hain :-|

· 1 Like · May 30, 2013 at 19:05
Category: funny Tags: Aadmi Husband Jokes Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho to Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man Uska Daddy, Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Admi Uska Bhai, Dunya Ka Sab Se Sunder Boy Uska Beta, Dunya Ka Sab Se Nasibwala Admi Uski Bahen Ka shohar Or Dunya Ka Sab Se Kharab Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Bekar Admi, Ab Ye Bhi LIKHNA Paray Ga Kya?;)

· 1 Like · May 13, 2013 at 19:05
Category: wife Tags: Shohar Beta Aadmi Biwi Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ye Ks Chez Ka Khaaait Hy?

1Aadmi ne Kisaan se Pucha
Ye ks chez ka khaaait hy?
Kisaan:
Ye kapaas ka khaaait hy js sy kapry bnaye jaaty hy.
Aadmi:
Ismy Shalwaar ka Poda konsa hy.....:D;):D

· 2 Like · May 09, 2013 at 18:05
Category: jokes Tags: Aadmi Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Aadmi Lift Mai

Ek aadmi lift mai,
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.

· 2 Like · Apr 10, 2013 at 14:04
Category: jokes Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Aik Sheikh Aadmi

Aik sheikh aadmi jo bara hi kanjoos tha

Jab marne laga tu kisi aadmi ne oss se kaha

Sheikh saab abb tu app mar rahe hain

Kuch Khuda ke naam par dete jayein

Sheikh ne aankhein kholte hoye kaha

Jaan tu de raha hoon

Or kia doon

· 1 Like · Mar 29, 2013 at 14:03
Category: jokes Tags: Khuda Aadmi
 
Islam / Ahadith

Ijunoon

Sirf Momin Aadmi Ki Sohbat Ikhtiyaar Kar

· 2 Like · Jan 15, 2013 at 11:01
Category: ahadith Tags: Admi Sohbat Aadmi
 
Sms / Ghazal

Shahbaz Ishaq

Mein Aadmi Hoon Aam Sa

Mein Aadmi hoon aam sa
Ek Qissa na-tamam sa.

Na lehja be-misal hai
Na baat mein kamal hai

Hoon dekhney mein aam sa
Udasion ki shaam sa,

jaisey k ek raaz hoon
Khud se be-niaz hoon

Na mehjabeeno se Rabt hai
Na Shuhraton ka zabt hai

Ranjha na qais hoon
Insha na Faiz hoon

Mei paiker-e-ikhlas hoon
Wafa, dua aur aas hoon
Mein shakhs khud-shnas hoon

TUM HI KARO KOI FAISLA !

Mei aadmi hoon AAM sa !!
Ya
Phir bohat hi "KHAAS" hoon !!!

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2012 at 17:01
Category: ghazal Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
Sms / Dard

Ijunoon

Uske Dushman Hain Bahut Aadmi Acha Hoga

Uske dushman hain bahut aadmi acha hoga
Woh bhi meri tarah shahar mein tanha hoga
Itna sach bol ke hontho ka tabassum nah bujhe
Roshni khatm nah kar aagey andhera hoga

· 2 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 06:11
Category: dard Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
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