Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

2 Larkian Apus Mein Larr Rahe Then,

2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.

· 5 Like · Feb 06, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha.

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...

· 4 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Thinking Of You

Kashif Yaqoob

Larki Sirf 2 Logo Ki Baat Ghor Aur Tawajah Se Aml B Karti Hai.

Larki sirf 2 Logo ki Baat Ghor Aur Tawajah se Na Sirf Sunti Hain Bal'ke Us pr Amal Bhi Krti Hy . . . Tailor & photographer

· 1 Like · Jan 27, 2014 at 14:01
Category: thinking-of-you Tags: Girl Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

10 Kawwe Mil Kar Itna 'kaaen Kaaen' Nahi Karte.

10 kawwe mil kar itna 'kaaen kaaen' nahi karte jitna FACEBOOK or SMS Pe larkian HMMM HMMMM karti hain! Hmmm Sahe Bola?:-

· 1 Like · Jan 27, 2014 at 13:01
Category: funny Tags: Facebook Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Girl Kaha Ho?

GirL: Kaha Ho? . Boy: Bank Me . GirL: Mere Liye 9000 Rupe WaLa MobiLe Or 4000 WaLa Koi Acha Sa Suit Lete Ana:) . Boy: BLood Bank Me Hun Kameni Aja Khoon PeLay..

· 1 Like · Jan 15, 2014 at 20:01
Category: funny Tags: Boy Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Hum Ne Unko Miss Call De Kar Apni Yad Dilayi "ghalib"

Hum Ne Unko Miss Call De Kar Apni Yaad Dilayi "Ghalib" . Unhon Ne Msg Kar k Kaha . Keera Hai Kya? Lo batao! Jazbat ki watt laga di....?

· 1 Like · Jan 09, 2014 at 15:01
Category: jokes Tags: Ghalib Girl Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Friendship

Kashif Yaqoob

What Is A Girl?

What is a GIRL? jo kisi shadi mai jaaney se pehle Face Wash Eye Shadow Mascara Eye Liner Lipstick Lipgloss Lip pencil Face Cream face powder Glitter Blush on Kaajal Nail polish Body spray Perfume aur 7 mai Heel aur Acha Sa Dress Pehenney k baad bhi apni frndz se kahay Ary yaar Jaldi Mai Kuch nahe kiya & What A Boy? Jo shaadi Mai Jaaney se Pehle Apne Dost ko call kr k puchhay "Oye nahana hai k nahe? Frnd replies: pagal hai? Tere bap ka valima thori hai

· 1 Like · Jan 09, 2014 at 15:01
Category: friendship Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Will You Dance With Me?

"Super bezetti".... Boy: Will you dance with me? Girl: Main Bachy k sath nahi nachti Boy So Sorry Mujhe pata nahi tha Keh Ap pragnent hain:

· 1 Like · Jan 04, 2014 at 15:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Bacha Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Sorry

Kashif Yaqoob

Kehte Hen Waqt Se Pehle 0r Qismat K Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta.

Kehte hen waqt se pehle 0r Qismat K bina ksi ko kch nhi milta.. Afs0s ..!! Mere pas waqt nhi 0r larkio K paas Qismat nhi I'm sorry girls.

· 1 Like · Dec 28, 2013 at 14:12
Category: sorry Tags: Waqt Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Solid Bezzati Boy : I Love You.

Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga. Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage:-*

· 2 Like · Dec 26, 2013 at 14:12
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Love Sms
 
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