Tag: Funny

Kya time aa gaya hai.. Boys ke
liye film bani to Ek Tha Tiger =)
. . . . . . . Girls ka number aaya to
Ek thi daayan

1st Girl: Batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko 100% pata hota hai kay us ka shohar kahan hai?
2nd Girl: Bewa aurat.

1 Bacha exam me betha copy pr apna hath bana raha tha,
techr,paper me hath k photo ka koi sawal nhi ha,
Bacha,
hm paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hy:-)

Kiya Aap ne kabi VCR ki tracking ki hai?
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Kabi TV k chanel gol button se ghuma k change kiye hain?
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kabi cassete ki reel ko pencil se ghuma k ander kiya hai?
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kabi dial waley set se phone kiya hai?
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Hasan Jahngir ka Hawa Hawa gaya hai?
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10 Rs. rent per geet mala dekha hai?
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Kabhi walkman laga k ghoomne gaye?
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7 ki pepsi, 1 ka paan, char aney ki chhalia or athanni ka naan khaya?
8pm pr Guest House drama dekha ha?
Ksi ki shadi me suzuki bhr k gaye hen?
Aur shadi mein orange plastic ki kursi pr bethy ho?
Agr ye sb sahi ha To
Man lo ustaad k aap buddhay hogaye ho :p :)

Aurton ki bus ka accidnt hoa sUb mar gai Un sUb k shohr 1 Haftay tAk roty rhe 1 admi 2 haftay tk rota rha qK Uski Bv se bus miss ho gai thi

Boy 2 Girl Mujhe apka autograph chahiye kya ap de gi
Girl Han kaha pe
Boy
NIKAH NAAMAY pe
( ',')/ O Teri Khair Nayaa style.!

Sbzi wla sbzi pr pani chrak rha tha, .
"Kafi dair h0 gaeyi t0
1 Admi gussay se b0la:
"Bhai agar
Bhindi h0sh me agae
h0 t0
1 kil0 dai d0...:-D;-)

SAAS ne apny 3
Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di...
1st Damaad ne us ko bacha lia...
Us ko saas ki taraf se CAR mil gai..
2nd day yehi drama hoa...
2nd Damaad ne bacha lia...
Usay Motor Cycle inam mili..
3rd day repeated..
3rd damaad ne socha mery liye "Cycle" hi reh gai hy...
kia zarurat hy Budhi ko bachany ki
SAAS doob gai...
Aglay din Us Damaadko
"PRADO" mil gai..
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.
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SUSSAR ki taraf se.

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht Mohalley mein dusri bachi aa gayi....!!