Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

H0me Work Q Nhi Kiya?

MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi

· 4 Like · Feb 12, 2014 at 13:02
Category: funny Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Mothers Day

Kashif Yaqoob

Meri Maa Ki Duaon Ka Asar Lagta Hy,

Teacher studnts se:Agr tm me se koi mujhy muthi bhar JANAT ki matti la k dyga to wo tm me se kamyab studnt hoga. Agly din 1 chota bacha muthi bhar matti le aya or teacher ko dydi Teacher naraz ho k kaha:tm mujh se mazaq kr rahy ho Ye matti kahan se lae Studnt ne anso bhari ankhon k 7 jawab dya Ye matti me apni MAA ki qabar se utha laya hn ap he ny humain sikhaya k Maa k qadmon taly Janat hy. Sakht toofan me b aasan safar lagta hy, ye mjhe meri Maa ki duaon ka asar lagta hy, sari umar meri MAA nhe soi bs Me ny aik bar kaha tha 'MAA MJHE DAR LAGTA HAI' I love u Ammi.

· 3 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 15:01
Category: mothers-day Tags: Teacher Student Sms Maa
 
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Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1studnt Class Me Boht Ochal Rha Tha

1StuDnt CLass mE bOht OCHal Rha tha TeAcHr:AP k PaPa APko AmroD bOht khilate H? Boy:G Ha Lakin APko kese Pata?: TeAcHr:APkE AnDr k keery se

· 1 Like · Dec 04, 2013 at 13:12
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

"hum Dunya Me Doosron Ki Madad Karnae Aae Hain.

Teacher: "Hum dunya me doosron ki madad karnae aae hain. "Student: "Woh to theek he, magr ye 'doosray' kya karne aae hen???"

· 1 Like · Nov 28, 2013 at 15:11
Category: fool Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Miss: Smndr Mein Aam Ka Drkht Ho To Tm Kse Aam Toro Ge?

Miss: Smndr Mein aam Ka Drkht Ho To Tm Kse aam Toro ge? Stdnt: Fish Bn k Miss:Insan Ko fish Tera baap Bnaye ga? Stdnt:To Smndr Mein Drkht Teri Maa Lgae gi?

· 1 Like · Oct 10, 2013 at 15:10
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 Baje Shuru Hota Hy Phir Der Q Ki?

Miss: Aaj tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki? - Bacha - - - Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Dost SHAK karte Hen.

· 1 Like · Oct 09, 2013 at 16:10
Category: funny Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Professor:what Is"obsessive Compulsive Neurotic Disorder"..?

Professor:
What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?
Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR...
Prof : ye kya tha...?
Studnt :- to woh kya tha?:-D

· 1 Like · Jul 17, 2013 at 12:07
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Teacher: Galti Honay Pa Maafi Manganay Walon Ko Kiya Kehtay Hain?? .

Teacher: Galti honay pa maafi manganay
walon ko kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Samjh dar
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Teacher: Aur galti na honay paa b maafi
manganay walay ko kiya kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Boyfriend..:P:P

· 1 Like · Jun 13, 2013 at 15:06
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

Upcoming Horror Movies!

Upcoming Horror Movies!
1:-Exam Ka Khouf
2:-Tarapta Student
3:-Shaitani Book
4:-Result wala jin
5:-Neend ki mout
6:-Khooni Notes
7:-Ssshhh Subah Paper ha.

· 2 Like · Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: exams Tags: Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Teacher: “promise Karo Kabhi

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

· 1 Like · Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
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