Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Shahida Malik

Paise Wala Aadmi.

Paise wala aadmi: aaj mere
paas 14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain.

Tumhare paas kya hai?
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Garib aadmi: mere paas 1 jobless beta
hai,jiski girl friend teri beti hai..

· 3 Like · Feb 07, 2017 at 09:02
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Sana Dimple

Dad Apko Pata Chaly Ke Mai 1st Division Se Pass Howa Hon.

Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division se pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga?
Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga
Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia.

· 1 Like · Jan 24, 2017 at 07:01
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Amir Rasheed

Beta Raat Ko Kis Waqt Soye Tay?

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala.

· 4 Like · Jan 23, 2017 at 14:01
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Kashif Qureshi

Beta Paper Mai 80 % Marks Lainy Hain.

Father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain
Son: Don''t worry dad, 100 % lunga
Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai
Son: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha.

· 3 Like · Jan 22, 2017 at 16:01
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Wajeeha Ali

Papa Aaj Bohat Garmi Hai.

ameer ki olad: papa aaj bohat garmi hai
papa: beta hum aaj hi Ae C lagwa laytey hain
garib ki olad: abba aj kini garmi ae
abba: chal puttar! teri tind karwa lay awan!!!

· 3 Like · Jan 15, 2017 at 04:01
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Abdul Rahman

Papa Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Kia Doon?

Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?

Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
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Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...

Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo.

· 1 Like · Jan 06, 2017 at 15:01
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Aleezay Abbasi

Tumhara Result Acha Nahin Aaya

police constable: tumhara result acha nahin aaya aaj se tumhara khelna our t v band
bacha: ye pachas rupay pakro our mamla yahin khatam karo

· 0 Like · Dec 11, 2016 at 00:12
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Zahid Mahmood

Ghar Mai Chakkar

Bacha: Abbu kia aap kisi se pyat karte hain?
Abbu: Haan Tumhari ammi se.
Bacha: Abbu Buhat Chalak ho, ghar mai hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.

· 1 Like · Nov 23, 2016 at 17:11
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Fahad Bukhari

Agar Imtehaan Me Awwal Ao Gay To Gadi Le Doonga

aik dafa aik bachay ne apnay baap se gadi lene ki zidd ki to baap ne kaha "agar tum imtehaan me awwal aogay to me tumhei gaadi le dooga". iss par bachay ne moo banatay huay kaha iss ka matlab hai k aap kabhi gaadi le kar nahee denge

· 2 Like · Nov 22, 2016 at 05:11
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Zahid Mahmood

Sari Mehnat Zaya Hojati

Baap: Beta koi baat nahe tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha

Beta: Jee Papa, acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nahe ki warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

· 3 Like · Nov 15, 2016 at 06:11
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Posted on : Nov 15, 2016

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