Tag: Funny

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi Aur Maine jo sher mara toh toh toh Sherni bewa ho gayi

Dunya ki Best "Maa" to har betay k pas hoti hay, Lekin, Pata nhi dunya ki Best 'BIWI'... . . . Dusron k Pas hi Q hoti hay . HAR SHOHAR K DIL KI AWAZ

Dosto kiya aap mere messages se tang hotey hain?????
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To beshak hotay rahein
QK mujhe to apna package halaal karna hai :-)
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ANM0L RaaZ
Agr koi Mje acha Lgta hai to Acha wo Nahii, Acha Me Ho0n
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Agr Koi Mje Bura Lgta he to
Bura Wohi Hy Qk Me to acha he ho0n na

Accident k bad driver ghuse se:
Maine car ki head lights on kr k btaya tha k pehly mujhy jane do.
Girl:
Hum ne b to wiper chala kr btaya tha
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"Na kaka Na

Aadmi dost se: Yaar aisi bewi ko kya kahen gay jo Khubsoorat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?
Dost: Afwah

Kabhi Jo Pasand Na Aaye Sath Mera To Bata Dena..
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Mehsoos Bhi Nahi Kar Pao Gey Or khud ko Bori mein band pao ge...

"Kya Kahein K Kuch Kaha Nahi Jata"
"Dard Meetha Hy Pr Saha Nahi Jata"
"Dosti Ho Gayi Hy Is Qader Aap Se"
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"Bina TANG Kiye bagyr humse Raha Nahi Jata.:

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤