Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Phir Kahin Door Se Ik Bar Sada Do Mujh Ko

Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujh ko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujh ko
Tum to samandar ho tumhay meri zarurt kya
Main to piyasa hon
.
7up hi pila do mujh ko..
ha.ha,ha.ha.
Har sms Dukhi nai hota...!
" /('-')/"

· 1 Like · Jul 20, 2013 at 11:07
Category: funny Tags: Dukh Dard Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Maa Apne Totlay Bete Se:

Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
.
.
.
.
.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...

· 2 Like · Jul 18, 2013 at 13:07
Category: jokes Tags: Beta Ladka Maa Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Waldain Se Barh K Is Dunya Me Kuch Nahi Hai

Waldain Se Barh K Is Dunya Me Kuch Nahi Hai
So
Jaldi Se SHADI Kar K Waldain Ban Jayen-)
"*Rishta Wohi
Soch Nayi*" :-)

· 1 Like · Jul 18, 2013 at 12:07
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Arz Kiya Hai. Kamal Tere Nakhre Kamal Tera Style Hai

Arz Kiya Hai.
Kamal Tere Nakhre
Kamal Tera Style Hai
Wah Wah
Kamal Tere Nakhre
Kamal Tera Style Hai
Mooh Dhone Ki Tamiz Nahi
Aur Hath Mai Mobile Hai...?
hahaha ab bol wah wah...!
Plz mind zror krna wrna msg ka mza nhe aae ga.

· 1 Like · Jul 17, 2013 at 12:07
Category: funny Tags: Mobile Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Professor:what Is"obsessive Compulsive Neurotic Disorder"..?

Professor:
What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?
Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR...
Prof : ye kya tha...?
Studnt :- to woh kya tha?:-D

· 2 Like · Jul 17, 2013 at 12:07
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Strange Facts:

Strange FACTS:
1=1 Luqma 7sec K bad pait m pohnchta h
2=Insani baal 3kg tk wazan utha sakta h
3=Hr insaan Ki naak ki Lambai us K hath K angothey K brabr hoti h.
Baad me napna
4=Ladkiyan Ladkon ki nisbat zyada palken jhapakti hn
5=or apka dhiyaan abi tk naak pr hi h?
Naap Lo, koi nhi dekh rha:

· 1 Like · Jul 16, 2013 at 12:07
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Chooohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori",, ;

"Chooohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori",,
;
"Dono Milnay Lagay Chori Chori",,
;
"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelein Aankh Macholi"
:
"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli",,
"JAANU SORRY"
"I HATE LOVE STORY" /\../\( '=;='),-''"-,/ ¿¿_)¿_¿_)
MEEEEYAAAOOOOON,,

· 1 Like · Jul 16, 2013 at 11:07
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Love Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Nakaam ho jati hein meri Saari Koshishen tumari Narazgi k Aagay..

Nakaam ho jati hein meri Saari Koshishen tumari Narazgi k Aagay..
,
,
Na-janay kahan se Seekha hy tum ne "Kharboze" Jesa Munh Bnana..
Hahahahahaha

· 1 Like · Jul 13, 2013 at 12:07
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Ek Lamhe Per Mere Is D0st Ki Hifazat Karna

Ek Ek Lamhe Per Mere Is D0sT Ki Hifazat Karna Ay Mere *.¤ =KHUDA =¤.*
Har waqt mujh se Pangay Leta ha kisi din Pitt na jaye.

· 1 Like · Jul 13, 2013 at 11:07
Category: funny Tags: Dost Jokes Funny Khuda Friend Sms
 

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