Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mene 1 Larki Ki Madad Ki To.

Mene 1 larki ki madad ki to..! usne muje thank u bola. Mene kha thank u mat kaho! ye lo mera Number # or 3 larkiyo ko deydena Or un se kehna k wo or 3 larkiyo ko dyde...! 0h Teri Khair aj to SalmAn khan ko b nahe ch0ra haha

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Movie Women Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

2 Larkian Apus Mein Larr Rahe Then,

2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.

· 5 Like · Feb 06, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Good Morning

Kashif Yaqoob

Kiran Apko Salam Keh Rahi Hy

KIRAN apko salam keh rahi hy. O ho Bhayyä, koi larki kiran Nhi. subha ki pehli "KIRAN" apko salam keh rahi hy. *GØØD MØRNING* Salam-e-Subha

· 1 Like · Feb 06, 2014 at 14:02
Category: good-morning Tags: Ladki Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha.

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...

· 4 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Friendship

Kashif Yaqoob

What Is A Girl?

What is a GIRL? jo kisi shadi mai jaaney se pehle Face Wash Eye Shadow Mascara Eye Liner Lipstick Lipgloss Lip pencil Face Cream face powder Glitter Blush on Kaajal Nail polish Body spray Perfume aur 7 mai Heel aur Acha Sa Dress Pehenney k baad bhi apni frndz se kahay Ary yaar Jaldi Mai Kuch nahe kiya & What A Boy? Jo shaadi Mai Jaaney se Pehle Apne Dost ko call kr k puchhay "Oye nahana hai k nahe? Frnd replies: pagal hai? Tere bap ka valima thori hai

· 1 Like · Jan 09, 2014 at 15:01
Category: friendship Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Sorry

Kashif Yaqoob

Kehte Hen Waqt Se Pehle 0r Qismat K Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta.

Kehte hen waqt se pehle 0r Qismat K bina ksi ko kch nhi milta.. Afs0s ..!! Mere pas waqt nhi 0r larkio K paas Qismat nhi I'm sorry girls.

· 2 Like · Dec 28, 2013 at 14:12
Category: sorry Tags: Waqt Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Solid Bezzati Boy : I Love You.

Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga. Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage:-*

· 2 Like · Dec 26, 2013 at 14:12
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Love Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Boy. Call Kab Karun ?

Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.

· 2 Like · Dec 24, 2013 at 13:12
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

I Love U Jan Mere Se Shadi Karo Gi Plz?

Boy: i love u jan. Mere se shadi karo gi plz? Girl: Me tumhare jese larkon pe Poti b Nai karti. Boy: koi bat nahi janu koi halka phulka paad hi mar do...

· 1 Like · Dec 24, 2013 at 13:12
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Shayar Ne Larki Ko Dekh K Arz Kia Teri Smile Me Kya Chamak Hy

shayar ne Larki ko dekh k arz kia teri smile me kya chamak hy Larki smile kar k boli Mere "toothpaste me namak hy

· 1 Like · Dec 07, 2013 at 15:12
Category: jokes Tags: Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
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