Tag: Funny

Girl: Agar Paise Darakht par Ugty to kya hota.? . . . . . . . Boy: To Larkiyan Bandaron se bhi Set hojati,:) (:Uff itni insult:)

Miss: Smndr Mein aam Ka Drkht Ho To Tm Kse aam Toro ge? Stdnt: Fish Bn k Miss:Insan Ko fish Tera baap Bnaye ga? Stdnt:To Smndr Mein Drkht Teri Maa Lgae gi?

16 oct ko Tum "Dil" Mango HUM Denge . Tum "Jigar" Mango Wo b Denge . "Eyes" Mango Wo b Denge QK . us din Hum ne Qurbani karni hai Inshallah BAKRA EID"Mubark

Miss: Aaj tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki? - Bacha - - - Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Dost SHAK karte Hen.

Ek lrki 1 ghante me 40roti bna skti hy to3 larkian mil k 1 ghante me kitni rotyan bna lengi? Ans: Ek bhi nahi ! Sirf batain banayein gi:-*

Mari zaat me tera hissa itna ha dost, K tuj ko khud se nikalon to aik gurda kam lagta hai... Hunso mat importance chek kro apni.

Doctor: Aap K Shohar Theek Ho Sakty Hain Aap Unka Khayal Rakhain Tension Na Dein Laraai Na Karein. Taza khana paka kr dein or inki farmabrdari krain. Shoping k liye zid na karein, Un Ki Khidmat Karein Husband: Dr. ne Kya Kaha? B.V: La-Ilaaj Ho Tum.

Jo Mil Gya Use Muqaddr Smjho Khud Ko Waqt Ka Sikandr Smjho Q Drte Ho Ap Gham K Tufano Sy Gham Ko Kele Ka Darakht Or Khud Ko BANDAR Smjho.

Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Sy Pocho. Jo Bathrom K Bahr Khara Ho ! Aur Use Dast Hon Aur Andar Waly Ko Qabz Ho Hasso Mt Wqt Ki Qadar Karo.