Rajinikanth

Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

Dear Rajnikanth,

Please switch off your AC.

Regards.

North Indians.

Rajnikanth doesn`t move at the speed of light. Light tries to move at the speed of Rajnikanth.

When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn`t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

Rajnikanth can strangle with a cordless phone.

Why doesn`t Rajnikanth ever object to SMS made on him?

Bcoz he wants Indians to get entertained and not indulge in primitive entertainment and make more babies.

Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?

Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history!

The British left India because Rajnikanth told them he was coming.

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Rajinikanth is selling his wife's jewellery!

Rajnikanth once warned a young girl to be good `or else`. The result? Mother Teresa.