Rajinikanth

To

Mr. Rajinikanth,

Chennai.


Dear Sir,

Please close your fridge door properly and especially before sleeping.

Yours faithfully,

North Indians

Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

Rajnikanth`s every step creates a mini whirlwind, Tsunami was the result of Rajinkanth`s swimming.

Rajnikanth once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Why didn`t Rajnikanth become a Cricketer or a Footballer?

Bcoz only the fans of these games follow them whereas the Indians all over the world follow Rajnikanth.

Rajinikanth is so fast that he can run around the globe and punch himself in the back of his head.

Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result? He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Hoax News:

Sand storm reported in Rajasthan

Reportedly, Rajinikanth blew his 63rd birthday candles today!

Why doesn`t Rajnikanth participate in Tomatino festival?

Bcoz the festival is for crushing tomatoes and not people.