Interesting

This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me!

Oh Lord! Please be kind to us. You may start from me!

Girls' PC folder: C/desktop/songs/romantic songs

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Boys' PC folder: C/windows/system32/drivers/study material/important files/educational stuff/data structure algorithms/SUNNY LEONE.avi

Dear Vegetarians,

Thanks for saving all the good food for us!

Sincerely,

Non- Vegetarian!

Gambling is an excellent way of getting nothing for something!

Life is full of beautiful things:

Soft sunsets, colourful rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me.
Enjoy till it lasts!

Friend 1: I am Hungary...

Friend 2: Maybe you should Czech the fridge!

Friend 1: Good idea, I'm Russian to the kitchen!

Philosophy: The questions that may never be answered.

Religion: The answers that must never be questioned!

A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything, was last year!

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk!

When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool!

Facebook wants to know "What's on my mind?"

Twitter wants to know "What's happening?"

Foursquare wants to know "Where I am?"

Orkut wants me to "Say something"!

Damn, the internet is turning into an online wife!

Nothing is impossible if a man tries and a woman cries!

Don't stop having fun when you get older;

Because you'll get older when you stop having fun!

Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you!

Laziness is mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and everyone should respect her!

If it is important to you, you'll find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse!

People'll believe anything if you whisper it!

If you can't be good, better be good at it!

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism!

Breaking News:

The Japanese have developed a camera that has such a fast shutter speed that it can take the picture of a woman with her mouth shut.