WhatsApp Messages

Putting your phone away and paying attention to those who are talking to you?

There's an App for it. It's called

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'Respect'!

I wish you knew how much I like you. How much I love talking to you and how much I wish you were mine.

Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.

It's an asset not a liability;

Always a credit and never a debit;

Always a profit not a loss;

And I hope it never bounces!

As tall as a tree;

As small as a bug;

As fast as an eagle;

And as slow as a slug.

Many times in front or behind;

But never on top and always aligned.

What is it?

Attitude Reloaded:

There are only two uncommon reasons for us to be on Earth.

Hell can't bear us and Heaven can't afford us!

Santa: Yes, Officer.

Police Officer: Didn't you see the "Speed Limit" sign?

Santa: I did see the sign. I just didn't see you.

Patient: Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.

Doctor: I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that.

Dear Sweetheart,

On your birthday, I am thinking about the best gift I could choose for you. Would it be a wet kiss, a loving hug or a red rose?

Please take your pick or you can even have them all.

Have a memorable Birthday!

Failing to plan is planning to fail.