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Santa and Banta are drinking at a bar when Banta falls off his stool and slumps motionless to the floor.

Santa says to the bartender, "I'll say this for Banta, he knows when to stop!"

There's Hell in Hello;

Good in Goodbye;

Lie in Believe;

Over in Lover;

End in Friend;

Ex in Next;

And If in Life.

May Allah flood your life with happiness on this occasion,

Your heart with love and peace;

Your soul with spirituality;

And your mind with wisdom.


Wish You a Very Happy Eid!

Always listen to your heart. It's on your Left side but it's always Right.

Jeeto: What do you think about our love?

Santa: Try to count the starts in the sky.

Jeeto: Wow! So it's infinite!

Santa: No baby, it's a waste of time!

We always worry about our looks. But the truth is that they neither matter to those who hate us nor to those who love us!

Good morning!

Laughter is the Jam on the toast of life.

One - it adds flavor and keeps it from drying;

Second - it makes easier to swallow life's sorrows!

Santa to psychologist, "My wife treats me like a dog!"

Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you?

Santa: No No... It's a worse! She wants me to be faithful!

Excellent Saying:
The best things in life;
Can never be kept;
They must be given away.
A smile, love & a kiss.