Funny

I apologize for all the posts last night. Actually, alcohol hacked my account!

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?

Patient: Santa.

Nurse: Birth Date?

Patient: 28 Feb 1985.

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No Car Accident.

Steve Jobs' last words:

Dear Punjabis,

Please note that

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iPill is not our product

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iPad is not a sanitary napkin!

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for
a married man. Gud Luck!

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.

Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000.

A lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. 15 children...

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injured while fighting for it!