Sms / Exams

Waseem Mughal

Students Ghazal

;STUDENTS GHAZAL"

LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY,
KIS K BANE HAY YE EXAMINATION HAAL MEY,

WAQAT E DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN,
2SAWAL ME CUT GAYE HY DEMAGH e DAGDAR MEY,

KITNA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE,
DOU KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY.

· 1 Like · May 03, 2010 at 15:05
Category: exams Tags: Student
 
Sms / Uncategorized

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Argue B/w Teacher N Student

Teacher:
U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:
Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Teacher Student
 
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Sms / Mothers Day

Kashif Yaqoob

Meri Maa Ki Duaon Ka Asar Lagta Hy,

Teacher studnts se:Agr tm me se koi mujhy muthi bhar JANAT ki matti la k dyga to wo tm me se kamyab studnt hoga. Agly din 1 chota bacha muthi bhar matti le aya or teacher ko dydi Teacher naraz ho k kaha:tm mujh se mazaq kr rahy ho Ye matti kahan se lae Studnt ne anso bhari ankhon k 7 jawab dya Ye matti me apni MAA ki qabar se utha laya hn ap he ny humain sikhaya k Maa k qadmon taly Janat hy. Sakht toofan me b aasan safar lagta hy, ye mjhe meri Maa ki duaon ka asar lagta hy, sari umar meri MAA nhe soi bs Me ny aik bar kaha tha 'MAA MJHE DAR LAGTA HAI' I love u Ammi.

· 3 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 15:01
Category: mothers-day Tags: Teacher Student Sms Maa
 
Sms / Reply Must Chosen

Kashif Yaqoob

Sasural Ko English

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho

To Batao ki

“SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

· 2 Like · Apr 20, 2013 at 13:04
Category: reply-must-chosen Tags: Sasural Amazing Test Teacher Girl Student Sms Friend
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

H0me Work Q Nhi Kiya?

MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi

· 4 Like · Feb 12, 2014 at 13:02
Category: funny Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Exams

Waseem Mughal

Ek Student Dusre Se

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

· 1 Like · May 03, 2010 at 15:05
Category: exams Tags: Student
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Agar Tum Jungle Me Ho Or Wahan Sher Aa Jay

Sir: Agar tum 1jungle may ho or wahan sher aa jay to tum kya karogay?
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
.
Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.

· 2 Like · Apr 27, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes Tags: Ustaad Animals Jokes Teacher Student Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Class Me Ek New Bachi Ai Tu Sb Bachon Ne

1 Class me ek new bachi ai tu sb bachon ne usay khala khala khena shuru krdiya Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne isko khala kaha wo khare ho jaen
Sb bache khare ho gay siwaye ek chote bache k
Madam: kia tm ne isko khala nhe kaha?
Bacha: nhe
Madam: Q?
Bacha q k me in sb bachon ka khalu hon.

· 1 Like · May 07, 2013 at 21:05
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

Upcoming Horror Movies!

Upcoming Horror Movies!
1:-Exam Ka Khouf
2:-Tarapta Student
3:-Shaitani Book
4:-Result wala jin
5:-Neend ki mout
6:-Khooni Notes
7:-Ssshhh Subah Paper ha.

· 2 Like · Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: exams Tags: Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

"hum Dunya Me Doosron Ki Madad Karnae Aae Hain.

Teacher: "Hum dunya me doosron ki madad karnae aae hain. "Student: "Woh to theek he, magr ye 'doosray' kya karne aae hen???"

· 1 Like · Nov 28, 2013 at 15:11
Category: fool Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
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