Tag: Student

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

;STUDENTS GHAZAL"

LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY,
KIS K BANE HAY YE EXAMINATION HAAL MEY,

WAQAT E DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN,
2SAWAL ME CUT GAYE HY DEMAGH e DAGDAR MEY,

KITNA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE,
DOU KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY.

WHY STUDENTS FAIL.

Sundays-52 in a year.
Days left 313,
Summer holidays-75.
Days left 248,
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONE.
Days left 118,
1 hour daily playing means 15 days.
Days left 103,
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.
Days left 73,
1 hr talking means 15 days.Days left 58,
Exms days 37 days. Days left 21,
Eid & Govt holidays 20. Day left 1,
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
No study day in whole year.
Then how can a Student pass?

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
""mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?"".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.â€‌
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study...

A Senior student during ragging says:
""On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife.""
Junior: ""Ok fine sir,
but i'm going to marry ur sister!""

why students dont study""
IT IS NO FAULT OF STUDENT BECOZ A YEAR HAS ONLY
365 DAYS.
DAYS IN A YEAR = 365
SUNDAYS = 52 DAYS
SUNDAYS ARE MENT FOR REST
DAYS LEFT = 313 DAYS

SUMMER VACATIONS = 60 DAYS
WEATHER IS VERY HOT,SO IT IS DIFFICULT TO STUDY
DAYS LEFT = 253 DAYS

8 HOURS OF DAILY SLEEP = 122 DAYS
NECESSARY
DAYS LEFT = 131

1 HOUR DAILY FOR PLAY = 15 DAYS
ITS GUD FOR HEALTH
DAYS LEFT = 116 DAYS

2 HOURS DAILY FOR FOOD = 30 DAYS
CHEW THE FOOD PROPERLY DONT CARE FOR TIME
DAYS LEFT = 86 DAYS

EXAMINATION DAYS IN A YEAR = 30 DAYS
GIVING EXAMS IS NECESSARY
DAYS LEFT = 56 DAYS

WINTER VICATIONS = 25 DAYS
WEATHER IS COLD ITS DIFFIULT TO STUDY
DAYS LEFT = 31 DAYS
OTHER HOLIDAYS = 20 DAYS
THESE HOLIDAYS ARE TO ENJOY
DAYS LEFT = 11 DAYS
ILLNESS ATLEAST ONCE A YEAR = 8 DAYS
BECOZ OF ILLNESS STUDY IS DIFFICULT
DAYS LEFT = 3 DAYS

RESULT DAYS = 3 DAYS
GOING AND TAKING RESULT IS NECESSARY
DAYS LEFT =0 DAYS

SO TELL ME WHERE THERE IS TIME TO STUDY.

sir nay bola yasir say kal application likar ana yasir nay bola yes sir hum holiday ki application likar aja haan gay (next day) yasir hi nahi aya
hahahahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,maza aya

1 teacher baccho say khaty hai kay main 1 word urdu main boloon gi app is ko english main translate karyah ga tu bachay khatay hai kay ok teacher pochay teacher khaty hai kay kam houa houa or hota hi chala gayah tu ek student ko khara karty hai or khaty hai kay is ki translate karoo tu bacha khata hai kay the work is done done done dana dan

Teacher Ne Student Se Poocha Tum Kal School Kyun Nahi Aaye Thay.. Stundent Ne Kaha.. Main Gir Gaya Tha Aur Mujey Lag Gayi Thi.. Teacher Ne Phir Poocha Kahan Gir Gaye Thay Aur Kiya Lag Gayi Thi.. Student Ne Kaha Palang(bed)Pe Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi Thi.. ;)

Student:I do not want to do my Maths any more?
Dad:WHY?
Student:Beacuse my new teacher does not know how to add.Yesterday,she said that 7+3=10.Today,she told us that 8+2=10.Can-t she make up her mind.

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?

I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.----








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Teacher asks childern,
what do u wish to be in future?
Ali: I want 2 be a pilot

Amir: i want 2 be a doctor

Tina: I want to be a good mother

Asif: I want 2 help Tina

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Teacher says to draw A Picture on a Cow eating grass
After some time she asks is it over
Student : says YES
Teacher saw it
And asks where is the grass
Student : Cow ate it
Then She asks where is the Cow
Student : Cow ate the grass and went away

Teacher:
U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:
Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???