Tag: Student

Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation...
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twice in a year.

Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, Where the kal parhun ga" remains constant.

StuDeNTs 1st law of tension:-D

BRILLIANT LINES BY
A MBA Student:
'If You Can't Create
Your Own Answers In
The Examination
Then
Management Is Not Meant
For You' =P ;->

KU s Student:
Agar Nariyal K Darakht Py Charh Jao
To Kia NED Ki Larkian Dikhen Gi?
Dost:
Han Or Hath Chhor De Ga To
Dow Medical Ki Bi Dikh Jayen Gi

Teacher to Student:
How many planets are there?
Student:
Mercury,venus,earth,mars.........
Teacher or sunao?
Student:
Bus fit fat....
Madam ap sunain?

Dedicated To All Engineering Students
............
just imagine

u r alone
in
a
dense forest
its
night
a fearful
wind
blows
and
u
find
a ghostly
old
building
there of
15 feet
tall with
fearful heart u
approach near the building
suddenly a
dead body
falls
on u
and
a great light fills
on the building
then
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
draw the 1,front view
2.top view
3.side view of the building
and also discuss the parabolic path covered
by the dead body. :-)

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass'
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass '!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p