Tag: Mobile

DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
MOBILE
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Ek Choor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger Tou Mere Pass Hei...

This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL per ya MOBILE per

Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko
naam aye tera,
Tujhe jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

tum ek mobile ki trah ho
khawab mein atei ho SMS ki trah
dil mein bas jatey ho RING TUNE ki trah
pyar ap ka hi NETWORK ki trah
hum ko bhool na jana BALANCE ki trah

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....