Tag: Husband

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

Husband:
Tumhari Roz Roz Ki Farmaisho Se Tang Aa K Khudkushi Karne ja Raha Hoon
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Wife:
2/3 Loan K Suit Banwa Do
iddat Main Kiya Pehnoon Gi ??????

Larki Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki TaLaash Me
Or Baaqi Husband Ki TaLaashi Lene
Me Guzar Jati
Hai
(,")/Begum
/) ) 20 Rupe To
_/ / Chordo Balance dalwana ha

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. :P :D =D

Wife Rings Husband & Says
"Windows Are Frozen. What I Do?
Husband Replied

"Pour Some Warm Water On Them,
But Not Too Hot Or They Will Crack"

"OK" She Replied, Bit Unsure
He Then Rang Back 10 Minutes Later And Said "Did It Do The Trick?"

"No" She Said Tearfully
"The Laptop Won't Work At All Now" =P =D

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means,
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No,it means-
With Idiot For Ever!

Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek larki aye thi.Wah!Kia larki thi.

Wife: Akeli aye hogi?

Husband: Tm ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha.

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don't discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive