Tag: Husband

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain
Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! Husband: Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain
Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain...?

8 qualities of a perfect husband:
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic,
Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive.
And if all else fails,
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read the capital letters only.

Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
.....
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

Husband aur Wife Hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, ‌Koun Thi Wo?â€‌
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Q.HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBAND IN 1ST 6 YEARS? A. YR1. JANU, YR2. O G, YR3.SUNTE HO, YR4.O BUNTY K PAPA, YR5. KAHAN MAR GAYE, YR6. AATE HO K MAIN AAOON

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

nesho ky husband ne soocha ka main ne aj tuk apny biwi ko boochoon ky siwa kuch na hi diya mughy mer jana chahiy ya keh ker os ne resy ko galy me dala to os ki bivi nay kaha ky tumhara kasoor nahin hy