Tag: Ladki

Ek LADKI ki sahdi honey wali hoti hai......uss ki maan uss ko her waqet her kaam sey man kerti rehti hai k ..yeh na kero..wo na kero..k NOOR nahi chrhey ga.......jaisey teasey LADKI waqet guzaar leti hai.dshadi k baad apni maan k pass aati hai aur kehti hai kMAAN TUM NEY TO HER KAM SEY MUJHE KO MANA KERDIYA THA ,,K noor NAHI CHRHEY GA MAGER JAANTI HO noor CHERHA TO HATANA MUSHKILL HO GAYA....:)

3 girls thi 1 andhi thi dusree lagdi thi aur teesri ke bal nahi the andhi ladki ne bola: wo dekho kitna acha phool hai.
Lagdi wali ne bola: me jake lekar ati hun.
Aur jiske bal nahi the ussne bola: han lekar aaoo me apne balon me lagati hun.

ek dost dosery dost se yar main appni wife ko koi aysa gift dina chathia hoon jo kisi nee appni wife ko na diya ho dosera dost bola yar rakhi da do

ek ladki thi moti si ek ladkay par wo marti thi har waqt ghar ki khirki say ussi ko dekha karti thi
jub bhi milti thi us say bus yehi poocha karti thi ye dieting kaisay hoti hai ye dieting kaisay hoti hai

aik sikh ne apnay samnay walay ghar main aik ladki phansai hoti hai.aik din sikh us ladki ko chat per se ishara kerta haikay tum gher per aa na ghar per koi nahi ho ga.woh jab us kay ghar per jati hai to wahan per waqai koi nahi hota.HA HA HA.

1st freind- Yar tumhara chashma kaise toot
gaya?
2nd freind-Yar ladki ko kiss kar raha tha.
1st freind -ladki ko kiss karne se chashma
tutne se kya talluk?
2nd freind-Yar usne apni dono tange sata dee.

Aik Ladki thi deewani si
Mobile le k chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka k uss main kuch dekha karti thi.....
Kuch kehna tha shaed uss ko
Jane kis se darti thi?
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
bas yhi poocha krti thi

YE ON KAISE HOTA HAI????

YE ON KAISE HOTA HAI????

>(Ek ladki thi dewani si)
>net use kya karti thi
>chori chori chopkay chopkay Email likha karti thi
>messenger use kar na tha os ko
>password hack honay say darti thi
>jab bhi milti mujsay...
>mujsay poocha karti thi yeh password hack kesay hota hai
>yeh password kesay hota hai........
>aur main yeh hi khapata tha..........
>messenger khola ho ya band
>password tu hack hota hai
>kesay khahon main oo yaraa yeh password kesay hack hota hai .
>ajj hi yaroo kisi ko hack kar kay dhekhey gay hum
>hacking hoti hai kesay kay kay dhekhey gay hum
>kis kay messenger main add huway buddies ko hum nay choraliye
>kisi kay inbox ki email hum nay oradiye
>aay yaar net pay koi kisi ka na hota hai
>kesay kahoon main oo yaraa yeh password kesay hack hota hai
>kya yeh hai chatting ka jaduu jab koi sing in hota hai
>block kar kay sub females kay peechay hota hai
>door kaheen computer par banay
>ladkiyan kun janay koi hacker kab kesay kahan milay
>jo asl chat pay hoo likha woo aksar hi jhot hota hai
>kesay kahoon main oo yara yeh password kesay hack hota hai

Ek Larki ko dekha toh aisa laga,
Dusari ladki ko dekha toh waisa laga.
Dono se jab jute pare toh ek jaisa laga