Tag: Ladki

Modern shadi: Lrka lrki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun. Father: Q Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k..!

Mere aziz dosto aur Ashiq mizaj yaro , ik bat Hamesha yad Rkhna . . . . . Larki ki Hansi or kuttay ki khamoshi pe kabhi bharosa Na krna...!!

Girl: Ami ne mujhe Tumhare Sath bike Pe jate Dekh Liya . Boy: O Shit! Phir Kya hua? . Girl: Rikshe K Pese Wapis Le Liye . Hamari boht hi Sakht family hy Qasm Se

1 larki DOCTOR ko phone par: Meri behan ko current laga hy, hum kya karen? : DOCTOR:Aap 2 nafil shukrany K ada karen K apki taraf Bijli hy,

Jab kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke ke saath dekhta hu to, Dil pe haath rakh ke khud ko tasalli deta hu Bhai-Behan hain,:-> Bhai-Behan hain.

Girl: Agar Paise Darakht par Ugty to kya hota.? . . . . . . . Boy: To Larkiyan Bandaron se bhi Set hojati,:) (:Uff itni insult:)

Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...

GOLDEN WORDs
"Hazrat ALI"
1)Sharam ki Kashish Husan se ziyada hoti hy.
2)Olaad k liye jo b cheez ghar lao pehle Larrki ko Do phir Larky ko

★The blind wishes: to see the world..
★The deaf wishes: to hear sounds..
★The mute wishes: to talk a few words..
★The handicapped wishes: to walk few a steps..

And You…√ see √ hear √ talk √ walk
So, say “♥ALHAMDULILLAH♥
Happy Friday!