Tag: Ladki

2 Larkiya best friends thi
Itefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Waja puchi
Pehli Boli: Main apne Shohar pr boht ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jldi ghar akr dekha k Shohar akela betha hai
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne
"freezar"
khol k dekh liya hota to na tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

Maff karna Dost Kuch dino se apko msg nahi kiya,
police na pakar liya tha
“Qatal ka Case me”
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mana 1 larki se kaha”I LOve YOU”
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Sali khushi se mar gai.

2 Cockroach ICU Me admit the
1st:yr mai paon k neeche agya tha tumhe Kia hoa
2nd:kuch nai yar
Ek larki mujhe dekh k itne zor se chekhi k Heart Attack agiya..!

ye Soch kar hm ne Exam K dinon m Larki set kr
li..!!
“D_G”

K Har Kamyabi k pechay 1 Aurat ka hath
hota h..!!
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,__(‘.’)__,
)( Ab first
//Aou ga.

1 larke ne larki ko call ki.
Lrka: Hello! Jaan I love u.
Lrki: Sachi
Lrka: Muchi
Lrki: 100 ka load kara 2 plz?
Larka: Sorry baji wrong numbr

Boy: I Love u
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Girl: hahaha
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Boy I mis u I kis u
Girl ; hahaha
Boy:
Main tumhari khatir apni jaan b day sakta hoon,
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Girl: hahahahaha
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Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi reh sakta,
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Girl: hahahahahahahaha
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Boy :main tum ko 2000 ka balance bhejh raha hoon, tum ko mill jaye to bata daina,
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Girl ; kab?
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Boy:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

'High class insult'
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/

1 Badshah ko 1 LaRki pasand Aagai,
Us LaRki ka Baap sunaaR tha, Badshah ne SunaaR ko DaRbaR me Bulaya,4 Din GuzaRny k Bawajud bhi sunaaR Badshah k DaRbaR me na Aaya to Badshah ne sunaaR ko GiRaftaR kaRny k liey sipaahi Bhejy.jab woh sunaaR k GhaR pohnchy to GhaR ko Taala Laga hua tha, Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukam Diya k sunaaR ko Dhoondo. sipahiyon ne sunaaR ko HaR jagha Dhoonda Lekin wo unko kahein na mila, auR sipahiyon ka SunaaR ko Dhoondny me saRa Waqt Aisy BaRbad hua jesy ap ka is sms ko paRhny me.
Hanso mat meRy sath bhi aisa huwa tha.

ANS IF YOU CAN !!!

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..

Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss

Kagaz mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001

expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita