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Ali Sher

Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U
0345-4433070 -love2lesss@yahoo

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love Tags: Hospital
 
Sms / Santa Banta

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Santa In Icu

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, Bengali.

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, Punjabi.

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, Calcutta.

Other replied in a weedy frail voice, Ludhiana.

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, Asit.

Replied the other, Santa.

A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, Cancer.

Santa responded, Sagittarius.

Muhammad Arshad
0334-5053889

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta Tags: Hospital
 
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Unknown

After 5 Minutes

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS



Aftab khan

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Hospital
 
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Unknown

Chines Child

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Hospital
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Ajeeb Hospital

EK AJEEB HOSPITAL


Doctor Pathan he
patient American he
reciepsionist French he
Sweeper UAE ka Arab he
Watchman England ka he
Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he
Nurse Lexubug ji he
or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.




· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Pakistan Hospital
 
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