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Unknown

Ajeeb Hospital

EK AJEEB HOSPITAL


Doctor Pathan he
patient American he
reciepsionist French he
Sweeper UAE ka Arab he
Watchman England ka he
Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he
Nurse Lexubug ji he
or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.




· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Pakistan Hospital
 
Sms / Funny

Choonti Marne Ka Jadeed Tareqa

Sabse pehly
Cheeni or lal mirchon ka mixture banyen,.!
Mixture serve karne k baad wo water ki talash main jaye gi,.!
Jon hi wo water tank k pass phonche aap use pani main dhakka dai dain,.!Is tara wo bheeg jaye gi,.!
Or apne ap ko dry karne k liye aag k pass jaye gi,.!
jese hi wo aag k pass pohnche ap aag main bomb phek dain,.!
SOO wo buri tara zakhmi ho jaye gi or hospital main admit ho gi,.!
Bas simple phir uska Oxygen mask snatch karlen or uska gala daba dain,.!
aB CHOONTI Mar jaye gi,.!

u like it then sms me in my no & if u like then more sms & joke or friendship then visit my no,.!
('.')KING
<)(> OF
/! SMS
sHARE UR SMS @ JOKES OR CHELLENGE ME IN SMS@0312-5090841
i,M WAITING,.!
nOBODY CAN CHELLENGE ME IN SMS B,COZ I,M KING OF SMS,.!

· 1 Like · May 12, 2009 at 12:05
Category: funny Tags: Hospital
 
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· 1 Like · Sep 19, 2012 at 14:09
Category: health Tags: Imran khan Hospital
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Admi Ki Aik Tang Ki Haddi Toot Gayi

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 13:04
Category: jokes Tags: Biwi Admi Wife Jokes Hospital Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Doctor To Injured Patient:

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤

· 1 Like · Jul 20, 2013 at 11:07
Category: jokes Tags: Car Doctor Hospital Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Hospital Ka Amla Aadmi K Pich

Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

· 2 Like · Apr 19, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes Tags: Hospital Admi Funny Sms
 
Sms / Love

Unknown

Ali Sher

Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U
0345-4433070 -love2lesss@yahoo

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love Tags: Hospital
 
Sms / Flirt

Shahbaz Ishaq

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2011 at 14:06
Category: flirt Tags: Hospital
 
Sms / Sardar

Unknown

Fill In Capital

One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly ""What are you doing ?. Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple curiously asked - ""What are you doing here ?"" Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, how come you-re in Delhi?
Sardarji coolly replied It is written here - ""FILL IN CAPITALS""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar Tags: Honeymoon Hospital
 
Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Pathan Or Cat

EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...

pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha

o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...

doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool

· 1 Like · Apr 25, 2012 at 20:04
Category: funny Tags: Hospital
 

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