Tag: Hospital

EK AJEEB HOSPITAL


Doctor Pathan he
patient American he
reciepsionist French he
Sweeper UAE ka Arab he
Watchman England ka he
Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he
Nurse Lexubug ji he
or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.

Sabse pehly
Cheeni or lal mirchon ka mixture banyen,.!
Mixture serve karne k baad wo water ki talash main jaye gi,.!
Jon hi wo water tank k pass phonche aap use pani main dhakka dai dain,.!Is tara wo bheeg jaye gi,.!
Or apne ap ko dry karne k liye aag k pass jaye gi,.!
jese hi wo aag k pass pohnche ap aag main bomb phek dain,.!
SOO wo buri tara zakhmi ho jaye gi or hospital main admit ho gi,.!
Bas simple phir uska Oxygen mask snatch karlen or uska gala daba dain,.!
aB CHOONTI Mar jaye gi,.!

u like it then sms me in my no & if u like then more sms & joke or friendship then visit my no,.!
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1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤

Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U
0345-4433070 -love2lesss@yahoo

One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly ""What are you doing ?. Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple curiously asked - ""What are you doing here ?"" Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, how come you-re in Delhi?
Sardarji coolly replied It is written here - ""FILL IN CAPITALS""

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Faraz Ka Aakhri Shair, Jo Us ne Hospital men Ek Nurse Ko Kaha Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein '' Aj Kala Joraa Paaa Saadi Farmaish Tay