Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Hospital Ka Amla Aadmi K Pich

Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

· 2 Like · Apr 19, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes Tags: Hospital Admi Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Doctor To Injured Patient:

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤

· 1 Like · Jul 20, 2013 at 11:07
Category: jokes Tags: Car Doctor Hospital Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Admi Ki Aik Tang Ki Haddi Toot Gayi

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 13:04
Category: jokes Tags: Biwi Admi Wife Jokes Hospital Funny Sms
 
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Unknown

Chines Child

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Hospital
 
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Unknown

Patient

A thirsty patient asks a nurse for milk,she oppened her top and put her nipples ih his mouth,,
he said...Thank God I did--t ask for water.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Hospital
 
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Unknown

What s the Condition ?

A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife.
But accidently the call went to a cricket stadium.

He asked what is the condition.

He died after what he heard.







Guess What would be the reply ???




It is ...




7 are already out.




3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.



and ............ ......... ......... ...








The first one was a DUCK... :P


03216371610
03337616430

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Hospital
 
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Unknown

Ajeeb Hospital

EK AJEEB HOSPITAL


Doctor Pathan he
patient American he
reciepsionist French he
Sweeper UAE ka Arab he
Watchman England ka he
Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he
Nurse Lexubug ji he
or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.




· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Pakistan Hospital
 
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Unknown

After 5 Minutes

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS



Aftab khan

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Hospital
 
Sms / Love

Unknown

Ali Sher

Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U
0345-4433070 -love2lesss@yahoo

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love Tags: Hospital
 
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Unknown

Mental Hospital

Hi? is this the mental hospital?
Yes it is.
Can i speak to Mr. Scott in room ten?
One moment, I--ll connect you........... I--m sorry, Mr Scott is not answering.
Good. That means that I must have really escaped.




0345-5140610

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Hospital
 
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